Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you
rebel by shoving your homework in your ass! violate your school’s “no homework in ass” policy!
*chillin wit my smart hoe*
me: bae whats the temperature of the sun?
her: 10 million degrees
me: ur so sexy when u know things
Time is an unforgivable curse
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i hope taylor swift looks at this everyday
the way i see it, every day is just another day towards cap 3